January 21, 2019

Funny questions to ask friends, guys, girls or random people

Funny questions to ask friends, guys, girls or random people

Perks of being Extrovert are indefinite and awesome; you get to express yourself more, meet new and interesting people every day. Additionally, you get to learn and speak all the random crazy things you want. But, it's not always the sunshine in the world of extroverts. Sometimes we are just bored, I mean REALLY bored. So, we need our shares of short, foolish and innocent bubbles of fun. This list of random funny questions, is just a little flutter to play with your friends, and have a quick laugh with them.

Even though, I said that the list is for extroverts, you(introverts) can still have fun with your friends, or random strangers by asking them questions. The questions I listed are not all funny, but some important, and will help you better understand your friends, or the partner.

I have compiled the list of funny but harmless questions, and I can guarantee you, that you are not going to get punched in the face, for asking funny questions to friends or strangers. Actually, you are will get absolutely hilarious replies from people.

I had a lot of fun collecting, and experimenting writing this article, and compiling the list for you guys. I have tailored the list in different categories, so you will be able to use them effectively. Let's start and have a time of our life.

30 Funny Questions to Ask friends

There is no greater feeling, than messing with your friends by asking them weird questions, and making them uncomfortable. Be prepared to get hilarious answers to your funny questions.

  1. What is your favorite breakup music?
  2. Have you ever been to jail?
  3. What is your favorite color for an umbrella?
  4. Who is your celebrity crush?
  5. What is your favorite song to sing in the shower?
  6. What do you prefer, heaven or hell?
  7. Have you ever drunk Red Bull with a coffee?
  8. Someone is pointing a gun to your head, and you will only be saved if someone picks up your call, on the first ring, who would you call?
  9. If you could travel in time, where would you go and why?
  10. Which politician do you want to kill?
  11. What is the first thing you would do, if you become a billionaire?
  12. Which one do you prefer, death by burning, or get eaten by a wild animal?
  13. You are at the doctor's office, and he tells you that you only have a week to live. Would you tell it everyone or only some people? Who would you tell? And, what would you do in your free time?
  14. You are on a boat, and you can only save one of two people, your mother or your girlfriend; who would you save?
  15. Do you think dentists, go to other dentists, or they just do it themselves?
  16. If someone with braces dies, do you think they get buried with braces on?
  17. What is your worst nightmare?
  18. What is the last name of Satan?
  19. What is your favorite animal for the pet? Would you kill your pet for a million dollars?
  20. What is your favorite stoner food?
  21. Have you watched your FRIENDS? Which character do you think you are?
  22. If you were allowed to keep only one of your senses, which would it be, and why?
  23. What is your least favorite food?
  24. If you could remove a letter from English Alphabet, which letter would it be and why?
  25. Would you spend 10 minutes with a tiger in a cage for billion dollars?
  26. Would you sell your one eye for a billion dollars?
  27. What was the last thing you ate?
  28. On the scale of 1 to 10, how smart do you think you are?
  29. What is your favorite animal noise? Can you make that sound by yourself?
  30. If you were Luke Skywalker from star wars, would you destroy Death Star, or get in an alliance with Darth Vader( your father)?

You can ask these funny questions to friends and make them laugh really hard!

30 Funny Questions to ask someone random or people you just met

When I was approaching random strangers, with funny and weird questions to put in a list, I had so much fun with the reactions of the people.

Most of the people were startled with my questions, and could not start laughing, some ended up with the answers they did not want me to know.

I also had the chance to peek into the lives of complete strangers, and make friends out of many of them. So, here is it- the list of 30 questions to ask random strangers.

  1. Do you have a tattoo? If yes, how many and where do you have them?
  2. What is the song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  3. Who do you want to kill?
  4. What is the crime you would commit if it was legal for a day?
  5. Do you smoke pot? If yes, What is your favorite song when you are high?
  6. What is your middle name?
  7. What is the last 4 digit of your phone number?
  8. Do you have a lucky number? If yes, which one is it?
  9. What do you hate most about your partner?
  10. Why do they call it 'drive through' when you have to stop?
  11. What is your happiest memory from your childhood?
  12. Do you believe in God?
  13. What do you think is the speed of darkness?
  14. What do you prefer, tea or coffee?
  15. If you were allowed to eat only one food for your whole life, which one would you choose?
  16. Have you ever killed anyone?
  17. Why do you think they use a sterile needle to death by lethal injection?
  18. What did you want to be when you were five?
  19. What would you do if I give you million dollars right now?
  20. If you could live the life of any movie character, which one would it be and why?
  21. If you could be a genius in any field, which one would it be?
  22. Do you think you can live on Mars alone for five years?
  23. What is your least favorite movie?
  24. Do you hate it when strangers come to ask you random questions?
  25. What do you think would be the best age for you to die?
  26. Are you happy with the life you have? If no, why not?
  27. Who in the world would you take a bullet for?
  28. If you could travel anywhere in the world free for a week, where would you go and why?
  29. Who would you rather be, A famous rock star or very powerful superhero?
  30. If you could have any super power which one would you choose and why?

These 30 are no doubt awesome funny questions to ask someone random, just try any question you like!

30 Questions to ask a girl

Are you looking to mess with your girlfriend, and know things about her at the same time? Or, are you looking to spend time with your girlfriends, asking fun and random questions? Take a look at my list of 30 random and funny questions to ask a girl or a lady in general.

  1. Who was your first crush?
  2. If you could change something about yourself, what would you change and why?
  3. Who is your favorite celebrity crush and why?
  4. What do you prefer in boys, cute or hot?
  5. What were you like as a kid?
  6. How did you meet your first boyfriend or girlfriend?
  7. What is your favorite curse word?
  8. What is one weird thing that turns you on?
  9. What are two things that you hate and love about boys?
  10. Would you rather be, very clever or very beautiful?
  11. What is your dream house like?
  12. What do you prefer, smart boys or handsome boys?
  13. Do you believe in true love? Is yes, what do you think true love is? If no, why not?
  14. Do you like to read? If so, what is your favorite book?
  15. If you were to marry the last person you kissed, would you be happy?
  16. How many relationships have you had?
  17. Have you lost anyone loved?
  18. What is your favorite thing to do in your free time?
  19. What do you love more, books or movies?
  20. What is your fighting style, drunken monkey or angry monkey?
  21. Have you ever been in a fight with your best friend? Is yes, why? If no, would you like to?
  22. Have you ever been cheated on, and hurt by somebody you love? What did you feel about it and what do you think would you do in future to prevent it?
  23. What is your color and why?
  24. What kind of dresses do you prefer, stylish or comfortable? Why?
  25. On a scale of 1-10, how fashion conscious do you think you are? Do you think fashion consciousness really matter?
  26. On a scale of 1-10, how much do you love your boyfriend (or love me, if she is your girlfriend)?
  27. Who do you think are more trustworthy, boys or girls? Why do you think they are more trustworthy than one another?
  28. What is the worst memory you had of your childhood?
  29. If you had to choose only one, who would you choose; your soulmate or your family?
  30. Which of your friends do you think is jealous of you? And, how do you feel about it?

30 Funny Questions to ask a guy

Men, on the surface, seem like an alien, weird and stable creatures to girls. But, in reality, they are just a ball of an emotional mess like girls, and love funny question answers.

During my time asking questions from boys, I found that boys are more quirky and funny at giving answers. But, you have to know the right questions to crack their shell of attitude, and reveal their fun and emotional side. With the right questions, you can make them startled and feel intimidated by questions. So, here it is- the list of 30 funny questions to ask a guy.

  1. What is your favorite sport and why?
  2. Have you ever kissed a guy? If yes, how do you feel about that?
  3. Have you ever had hots for your friend's girlfriend?
  4. Have you ever cheated in a relationship? If yes, did you tell your girlfriend and how did you feel about that?
  5. Who was your childhood hero?
  6. What kind of music do you listen to?
  7. What is one thing that inspires you?
  8. What is your favorite midnight snack?
  9. If you had to choose only one, which one would you choose; sex or food?
  10. Would you be happy if you married the last person you had sex with?
  11. What do you prefer, movies or video games?
  12. Have you ever been in a true love? Or, do you believe in true love?
  13. If you were the last living human in the world and you lost both your hands, how do you think would you masturbate?
  14. Who do you think is a better superhero, Batman or Superman? Why?
  15. If you were allowed to change one event in your life, which one would you choose?
  16. Who is your favorite superhero and superpower, why?
  17. Who do you think is a better player, Ronaldo or Messi?
  18. Do you think you can live in a world without girls? Why?
  19. Do you believe in zodiac signs? If yes, what is your zodiac sign?
  20. What is your deepest and darkest secret?
  21. Have you ever had any nicknames? What were those names?
  22. Do you ever think about the meaning of life? What do you think it is?
  23. Imagine that you are on a crashing plane with 100 most important people in the world and you get to save only three of them, which three would you save?
  24. If you had the power to bring back any one dead musician, which one would you bring back and why?
  25. If you had a teleportation machine, where would you go and why?
  26. Imagine you had a chance to remove TV shows and movies you don't like, which 10 movies and TV series would you remove from the face of the planet?
  27. If I had two pills, one pill for unlimited happiness and another for unlimited wealth; which one would you take? Why?
  28. If you were born in the eighteenth century, how different do you think your life would be? Do you think you could live in that century without all this technology at hand?
  29. What do you prefer, smart girls or hot girls?
  30. If you could live the life as any celebrity, whom would you choose?